teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

ahloei:

Do u ever just like ?????? at yourself fifty times a day ?

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

HES SO HANDSOME

is he supposed to?

alexander:

gar-dev-oir:

alexander:

alexander:

god I want a bf so bad, like I just want someone smart n cute to makeout with

nvm guys are cancelled

just say you jacked off and go

tddkart:

Isabelle has a message for her enemies.

estpolis:

estpolis:

i think censorship should be exclusively reserved for people who use the word waifu. i think the right to free speech should not extend to people who use the word waifu.

exhibit a

50shadesofcanteven:

emotionalempowerer:

The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!

That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing

fuckincasuals:

gotitnofarting:

i thought we weren’t allowed to have shit like this on here anymore

they said nudity was allowed for great works of art

imbradenolsen:

Cape Flattery, WA

extinction:

thehistorychannel:

imagine loving your anime wife so much you take 4 years and 4 months off your life to make this image in survival mode in Minecraft, that’s right…Minecraft

absolute dedication right there

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

argumate:

nianeyna:

argumate:

nianeyna:

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

t-gp:

t-gp:

Physically unable to stop thinking about that time in 2010 that Tom Hiddleston thought Chili’s was an authentic Mexican eatery and invited the cast of Thor to go eat there with him. I think about it every day of my life 

it’s just that there are so many LEVELS to this fuckup. MAYBE if he had never been to america before and thought on the outside  that chili’s was authentic it’d be ok, but he went in. BY HIMSELF. ATE A LONELY MEAL AT CHILI’S. WAS GREETED BY THE WAITSTAFF. OPENED A MENU THAT HAS “CHICKEN CRISPERS” AND “BEER CHEESE WITH PRETZELS” ON IT. ATE SOMETHING FROM THIS MENU. LEFT. WENT TO SET LATER AND TOLD THE ENSEMBLE CAST OF THOR TO MEET HIM AT CHILI’S. DID HE INVITE ANTHONY HOPKINS? DID HE INVITE ANTHONY HOPKINS TO CH

orcfemme:

coruption:

coruption:

overwatch wants what nintendogs has

gay representation.